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Thirsty Thursday!

All Playoff teams ranked by points

Andre Welbon is feeling especially thirsty.

Well, it is Thirsty Thursday and I am sipping on a Peach Twisted Iced Tea Eddie Lee. Something light to ease into Whisky a bit later. I have seen your complaints about Gordon Pepper‘s Top 50 Playoff Motivational List. Let’s see if some of you have a legitimate gripes. Please know that I am strictly looking at total points on the season. Yes, I know some of you won your districts, some districts are tougher than others, etc., but not relevant for my research purposes.

Anyway, here are the rankings for the 84 Teams in the UBA Playoffs:

84 Playoff Team Rankings

1. Outrage: DMV North, 394 Points, and 13 Stops

2. Str8 Bizness Cartel: DMV South, 387 Points, and 13 Stops

3. High Octane: Sandhills, 380 Points, and 13 Stops

4. Secret Society: PA South, 379 Points, and 13 Stops

5. The Arsenal: NJ Northeast, 366 Points, and 13 Stops

6. Long Island Legends: Long Island, 364 Points, and 13 Stops

7. Beach Brawlers: Inner Coastal, 364 Points, and 13 Stops

8. Hitmen: Capital, 364 Points, and 13 Stops

9. New World Order: Triad, 364 Points, and 13 Stops

10. Usual Suspects: PA South, 362 Points, and 13 Stops

11. Beast Squad: Sandhills, 361 Points, and 13 Stops

12. Carolina Swag: Triad, 360 Points, and 13 Stops

13. G-town Heavy Hitters: Queen City, 359 Points, and 13 Stops

14. Class Axe: Metro North, 358 Points, and 12 Stops

15. Menace II Society: Queen City, 355 Points, and 13 Stops

16. Bowl O Rama Express: NE South, 353 Points, and 13 Stops

17. Synergy: Sandhills, 351 Points, and 13 Stops

18. Bulletproof: NJ South, 348 Points, and 13 Stops

19. D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.: Queen City, 346 Points, and 13 Stops

20. Nation of Domination: NJ South, 344 Points, and 13 Stops

21. Identity Crisis: NE North, 342 Points, and 12 Stops

22. Team Matrix: NJ Shore, 342 Points, and 13 Stops

23. Murder Inc: NJ Northwest, 341 Points, and 13 Stops

24. Toms River Rats: NJ Shore, 339 Points, and 13 Stops

25. Secret Invasion: Metro North, 338 Points, and 13 Stops

26. Total Chaos: Inner Coastal, 337 Points, and 13 Stops

27. Complete Anarchy: Deep South, 336 Points, and 13 Stops

28. New England Heat: NE South, 334 Points, and 13 Stops

29. Pound for Pound: NE South, 333 Points, and 13 Stops

30. Royal Flush: Long Island, 332 Points, and 13 Stops

31. Impact: DMV Central, 330 Points, and 13 Stops

32. Magna Carta: DMV South, 330 Points, and 13 Stops

33. Wrecking Crew: BK/Queens, 330 Points, and 13 Stops

34. Rival Alliance: PA South, 330 Points, and 13 Stops

35. Lane Crashers: BK/Queens, 328 Points, and 13 Stops

36. Op3n B0wl3r2: NE South, 328 Points, and 13 Stops

37. Killerz Grip: Long Island, 327 Points, and 13 Stops

38. International Flavors: NJ Northeast, 327 Points, and 13 Stops

39. The Franchise: BK/Queens, 325 Points, and 13 Stops

40. Striking Vipers: Inner Coastal, 325 Points, and 13 Stops

41. Immortals: Sandhills, 324 Points, and 13 Stops

42. High Powered: DMV South, 322 Points, and 13 Stops

43. Conspiracy Theory: Triad, 322 Points, and 13 Stops

44. DC Mafia: DMV South, 321 Points, and 13 Stops

45. High Caliber: Deep South, 321 Points, and 13 Stops

46. All In: PA North, 320 Points, and 13 Stops

47. Hot Pockets: DMV Central, 319 Points, and 13 Stops

48. Outkasts: Capital, 319 Points, and 13 Stops

49. AC Express: NJ South, 316 Points, and 13 Stops

50. M.O.P. Nation Militia: NE North, 314 Points, and 13 Stops

51. Sub Zero: Triad, 314 Points, and 13 Stops

52. Carolina Gatekeepers: Deep South, 312 Points, and 13 Stops

53. Outsiders: Deep South, 312 Points, and 13 Stops

54. Apocalypse: Metro North, 310 Points, and 13 Stops

55. Hills Have Eyes: PA South, 310 Points, and 13 Stops

56. High Voltage: Capital, 310 Points, and 13 Stops

57. The Replacements: NJ Shore, 308 Points, and 13 Stops

58. The Fury: NE South, 306 Points, and 13 Stops

59. X-It Woundz: NJ Northwest, 305 Points, and 13 Stops

60. South Jersey Storm: NJ South, 305 Points, and 13 Stops

61. Area 51-8: Metro North, 304 Points, and 13 Stops

62. The Risen: Capital, 303 Points, and 13 Stops

63. Da Garden Foundation: NJ Northwest, 302 Points, and 13 Stops

64. Total Mayhem: NJ Northeast, 301 Points, and 13 Stops

65. City Morgue: Metro North, 298 Points, and 13 Stops

66. The Mob: Queen City, 298 Points, and 13 Stops

67. Apex Predators: DMV North, 296 Points, and 13 Stops

68. Hell Yeah: PA North, 296 Points, and 13 Stops

69. Dysfunctional Bowlers: NJ Northeast, 294 Points, and 13 Stops

70. Motion to Strike: Inner Coastal, 294 Points, and 13 Stops

71. N.W.O. Wolfpack: DMV Central, 293 Points, and 13 Stops

72. Southampton Samurai: PA North, 291 Points, and 13 Stops

73. Lightz Out: BK/Queens, 290 Points, and 13 Stops

74. Project Mayhem: Long Island, 289 Points, and 13 Stops

75. Suicide Squad: Long Island, 288 Points, and 13 Stops

76. Powerhouse: NJ Shore, 288 Points, and 13 Stops

77. Da Hit Squad: BK/Queens, 287 Points, and 13 Stops

78. Voodoo: PA North, 286 Points, and 13 Stops

79. Auburn Maulers: NE North, 284 Points, and 13 Stops

80. Mill City Mayhem: NE North, 280 Points, and 13 Stops

81. Mutiny: DMV North, 278 Points, and 13 Stops

82. Top Gunz: NJ Northwest, 272 Points, and 13 Stops

83. Da Stoners: DMV North, 265 Points, and 13 Stops

84. Kryptonite: DMV Central, 258 Points, and 13 Stops

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