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The First Thirsty Thursday of the New Season

Time for Andre Welbon to piss teams off.

So, I have not pissed anyone off or given the DMV something to talk about in a few. Why not get things started anew? Yes, the new UBA season is just around the corner. First off, congrats to the current champs, Murder Inc., on their victory. Secondly, some of you all will be pissed about the new rolling averages being set to 18 games instead of 21. All I can say is..OH WELL.

As you know, we now have 3 Districts in the DMV: DMV North, DMV Central and DMV South. We have a Team Ranking Qualifier at AMF Capital Plaza coming up in September (the date is September 18th at 12pm. I hope every team in the DMV is planning to participate as the payout in winning Rankings is pretty great). We also have the first few Tour Stop locations set. Let’s check out the locations below:


Sunday, September 11th @1pm at AMF Marlow Heights

Saturday, October 1st @12pm at Bowl America Dranesville

Sunday, October 16th @12pm at Bowl America Shirley

Sunday, November 6th @1pm at Bowl America Woodbridge


Sunday, September 25th @1:30pm at AMF Woodlawn

Sunday, October 9th @11am at Rinaldi Riverdale

Sunday, October 23rd @1pm at Fort Meade Lanes

Saturday, November 5th @12pm at Annapolis Bowl (Position Round#1)


Sunday, September 25th @1:30pm at AMF Woodlawn

Saturday, October 8th @1pm at Greenway Bowl

Sunday, October 23rd @ 10am at Fort Meade Lanes

Sunday, November 6th @12pm AMF Southdale (Position Round#1)

Now, the locations, without opponents, provides an interesting opportunity. I want to know who you all hope to draw as your opponent for the 1st stop. Getting that first victory is critical for starting a new season. Who would you have as your first victim? The bold will say it doesn’t matter and the frightened won’t bother to comment. However, I know better. Here’s my wish list for the season opener:

DMV Central at AMF Woodlawn

1. Body Bagz vs. N.W.O. Wolfpack

2. Impact vs. Hot Pockets

3. Most Wanted vs. Boardwalk Empire

4. Kryptonite vs. The Expendables

DMV South at AMF Marlow Heights

1. Infamous vs. Lethal Njection

2. Str8 Bizness Cartel vs. DC Mafia

3. High Powered vs. Magna Carta

4. Contract Killaz vs. Framed 4 Murda

5. Dynasty vs. No Clowns Allowed

6. Guilty By Association vs. NoVa Beastmode

DMV North at AMF Woodlawn

1. Outrage vs. Mutiny

2. Apex Predators vs. Da Stoners

3. Charm City Chaos vs. Pin Krushers

4. Killer Keglers vs. Vipers

All the teams listed on the left I would take to win their match ups..just saying. LOL

Anyway, the floor is yours. I am looking forward to an exciting, competitive, gamble filled, and shit talking season.


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