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Bateman’s Predictions for UBA Tour Stop #3

Bateman calls it as he sees it.

DMV North Tour Stop at Brunswick Perry Hall on Sunday, November 7, 2021
Match #1 – Kryptonite vs. Killer Keglers
The big k has taken a few lumps to the head lately in tour stop and ranking matches. This is just the match the big k needs to get back on the right track. I predict big k wins easily in this matchup 32 to 8
Match #2 – Mutiny vs. N.W.O. Wolfpack
Mutiny has gotten an early season welcome to the dmv north beatdown and their schedule doesn’t do them any favors here. I do see them doubling their point total for the year tho . I predict nwo wins 28 to 12
Match #3 – Apex Predators vs. The Expendables
This might be the Match of the week in the north as this match can go either way. Both teams are capable of winning 30 or more in this match but I’m gonna be nice and say Apex prevails 26 to 14
Match #4 – Hot Pockets vs. Charm City Chaos
Short and sweet ccc doesn’t stand a chance. Hot pockets continue where they left off after stop 1 and win this match 30 to 10
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Match #5 – Vipers vs. Da Stoners
I’m not really sure which way this match is going to go. If I made the lineup stoners would win easily but since I don’t its gonna be a 3 game Match. I’ll take stoners in a close 24 to 16 matchup and total pins will be decided by less than 75
Match #6 – Pin Krushers vs. Outrage
40 -0 anyone disagree. Anything less than that is considered failure here. But outrage is set on cruise control and thats not good for the pk
DMV South Tour Stop at AMF Marlow Heights on Saturday, November 6, 2021
Match #1 – Guilty By Association vs. Framed 4 Murda
Man the south really does have alot of matchups where teams just have to win. In a very tight Match ill take the rebranded team 26 to 14
Match #2 – High Powered vs. Infamous
Hp is just too good. 36 to 4 at minimum
Match #3 – Boardwalk Empire vs. NoVa Beastmode
Give me boardwalk 28 to 12 in this matchup.
I’m just not familiar with beastmode. But ill get better as the year progresses
Match #4 – DC Mafia vs. Body Bagz
As Mr Andre Welbon would say . Its going to be a good match . For DC mafia that is 34 to 6
Match #5 – Str8 Bizness Cartel vs. Contract Killaz
I went against ck last time just being funny and to draw interest. But this time I’m sure they lose and this isn’t bias. Sbc is just that much better. Give me sbc 30 to 10.
Match #6 – Most Wanted vs. Magna Carta
Short and sweet give me mc 32 to 8
Sorry for the abbreviated South. I’m not 100% familiar and I’m just giving my honest thoughts on the matches hopefully by the end of the year I can give some real insight on these matches.
As always for entertainment purposes only . I generally like everyone in the uba and the dmv as a whole. Enjoy yalls weekend and if u were picked against and win tag me and talk your shit after the Match I can handle it

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